Some levity with the leviathan

Post privatisation of Indian Railways (IR), many celebs bought into them a la the IPL, IHL etc.. The result of these new franchises in the IR is..

Bappi Lahiri Express - Pull chain and another chain will be revealed!

Ekta Kapoor express - Will arrive on the same platform 3 times in slow motion

Aamir Khan express - Will run once a year and will collect passengers as per it wish

Salman Khan express - can run on the footpath besides the track !

Manmohan express - the only silent train in the planet - Engineers at Benz are considering suicide as they havent been able to achieve zero decibel in their cars as yet!!

Rahul gandhi express - will get derailed repeatedly

Congress express - Though there are many experienced drivers in each coach - the driver of the engine will be missing (as he will be on a sabbatical )

Amit shah express - Covers the whole country except Delhi

Kejriwal express - will start for sure but no guarantees on reaching destination - in fact train may stop suddenly to squat on the tracks.

Modi express - Will not stop until it reaches its destination

Finally the one train that has the whole world running to india to take its franchise:

Rajinikant express - The train stays stationary - the platforms visit one by one!!

HAPPY SUMMER HOLIDAYS TO ALL